What programming language do i start with?

I have a whole bunch of tutorials on my computer, but i dont know which one to start with ( i am new and i no nothing about programming).

The tutorials i have are: ASM, C, C#, C++, Delphi, Java, ms-ex, Perl5, Shell, SQL and PHP, and Visual Basic. A lot of these ive never heard of but they all came in a pack.

IF people could link me to some other languages i should learn or link me to some other tutorials that you thought were helpful that would be great!

Any help is appreciated!

You can pick any, preferably C++ or VB6 if you want to use this forum's 'already posted' tutorials and find easy assistance. Else, you'll have to google a lot more. It really barely matters which you pick, as long as you acquire the talents. Some one focused on just learning programming, at least for now, would make you a great addition and i'd love to help if you have any questions. You seriously just need to google some tutorials, or search MPGH, then find the Programming section here dedicated to it, and start posting your attempted codes and questions. Good luck. I believe the C++ section, at least, has a 'start here' thread with multiple tutorial links. Thus, we don't need our fourth thread with a redundant request for them, sorry, thread closed.