18th bday present

What is the best present for a hot girl who turned 18 this week, I am getting her a pack of smokes, I hope it's good enough, she wanted a stewie dog tag and it costs like 20$ soz I was like fuck that,
what do I do mpgh

-.- yes bc nothing will impress us more than cancer sticks.. and she wants a dog tag? get her a leash, and say "its about the same" then laugh it off, but idk get her a card or something with it.

They are strawberry flavored, they are special

rofl, well i guess. But even for a smoker, its like here, to make death come quicker. lol

Don't most MARRIED men wish for that?

well thanks >> i hope my fiance doesnt..

Reassuring words brought to you by Sergio

ikr, tyvm..*sigh*

give her a double dildo
it seriously works

That was random and uncalled for Sjla

So you can stuff it in your ass too

Save your money for porn and don't go at all

Get her a prostitute

i actually ment a double action

I know, one side for her, one for him