Cannibalistic Marketing

So, this is a spin-off of my older thread, I'm sure most of you remember it and most of you will probably have replied to as well.
Didn't really cross my mind back then, but it has done it before.

What if human flesh was something you could buy in a store?
I can definitely see this happening at some point, supply and demand.

I'd like to hear opinions, marketing proposals and general PR for it.
How would you market selling human flesh, what parts would you sell and how would you sell it (Market stand, in-store, order-product/shipping)

I would probably have set up a minor delicatessen shop to sell it and at the same time make it seem a whole lot more extravagant.
People pay in abundance for something other people don't have and not only that, it's the forbidden meat-fruit and it'll probably sell well.
That is, if it's legal.

Discuss.

I would start selling organs to the rich.

Originally Posted by Transfixed

I would start selling organs to the rich.

Care to elaborate?

Originally Posted by Antipathy

Care to elaborate?

Probably when it starts the prices should probably start low (hopefully) , which is when i will buy them at a cheap price :3 and then sell them when people go crazeh over it therefore gaining a profit.

Note: This might not actually work

dude posts a cannibal thread like every week

Advertise it like a zombie movie, and at the end:"Why do you think people come back to life to eat human flesh? Cause it's delicious! Come and buy now at Canni's Bloodstore!".
That would be awesome.
I think people will buy this.
Alcohol is piss of tiny organisms(Did I spell that right?) and it's one of the best products to sell!
And what about smoking?
Slowly breathing the smoke of a dead plant?
People will buy this.

Originally Posted by Transfixed

Probably when it starts the prices should probably start low (hopefully) , which is when i will buy them at a cheap price :3 and then sell them when people go crazeh over it therefore gaining a profit.

Note: This might not actually work

That's how one becomes an entrepreneur

Originally Posted by k0mrade

dude posts a cannibal thread like every week

Yeah, once a week. I'm just fresh in your memory because you can't shake the feeling of love towards me.

Originally Posted by Banditodegod2

Yes, you spelled organisms right.
I think it will be a slow seller at first, I mean, we're still on a standstill regarding the whole stemcell "issue".

Originally Posted by Antipathy

That's how one becomes an entrepreneur

Yeah, once a week. I'm just fresh in your memory because you can't shake the feeling of love towards me.

Yes, you spelled organisms right.
I think it will be a slow seller at first, I mean, we're still on a standstill regarding the whole stemcell "issue".

time is irrelevant anyway

Originally Posted by Antipathy

Yes, you spelled organisms right.
I think it will be a slow seller at first, I mean, we're still on a standstill regarding the whole stemcell "issue".

It's bs I think.
What about the advertising idea?
If I could make money out of it, I would start up a bisniz(How do I spell that again -.-)
Prolly with sum illegal flesh(Nigga's

)

Originally Posted by k0mrade

time is irrelevant anyway

Glad you admit defeat.

Originally Posted by Banditodegod2

It's bs I think.
What about the advertising idea?
If I could make money out of it, I would start up a bisniz(How do I spell that again -.-)
Prolly with sum illegal flesh(Nigga's

)

The advertising idea seems a bit cliché, but then again, that's kind of what sells to the masses in todays society.
So all in all, it's a good idea.

It's spelled business.
Also, I'm unsure why there aren't people hunters yet, I mean, ivory sells.
Supply and demand.

Market under a good name and people will buy it. Especially if your outside of America in a more liberal nation. I think the best way to do it is to start a restaurant or deli and sell normal meats and have just one cut or meal featuring human meat. Curiosity will get the better of them whilst they are in your shop/restaurant and you'll still be sustainable off the other menu items.

Originally Posted by Antipathy

It's spelled business.
Also, I'm unsure why there aren't people hunters yet, I mean, ivory sells.
Supply and demand.

I guess there already is a business going in human flesh, in Africa or something, maybe Korea?
The Chinese people seem to like eating human flesh

---------- Post added at 07:49 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:48 AM ----------

However, is there a law about eating other humans?
Cause that would be a problem @Antipathy

Originally Posted by Doc

I've had a restaurant name rolling in my head for such a long time.
But not for this purpose, but I guess it' fit well enough.

"Tasty Murder", I guess you could also start with something along the lines of having a cheap tasting of it if you purchase wine with your meal or something.

Originally Posted by Banditodegod2

I don't think there's a specified law against eating people, but it falls underneath other laws such as harmful behavior towards other people or something along those lines.

Originally Posted by Banditodegod2

It's bs I think.
What about the advertising idea?
If I could make money out of it, I would start up a bisniz(How do I spell that again -.-)
Prolly with sum illegal flesh(Nigga's )

Its spelled 'business'.

---------- Post added at 07:53 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:52 AM ----------

Originally Posted by Antipathy

I've had a restaurant name rolling in my head for such a long time.
But not for this purpose, but I guess it' fit well enough.

"Tasty Murder", I guess you could also start with something along the lines of having a cheap tasting of it if you purchase wine with your meal or something.

I don't think there's a specified law against eating people, but it falls underneath other laws such as harmful behavior towards other people or something along those lines.

I like the name Though i think 'Fleshy Delights' sound better xD

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