"This is as close to Baileys as you can get without gettin your eyes wet"
Old Gregg: Do you love me?
Howard: Oh dear.
Old Gregg: Do you love me?
Howard: Umm, gonna have to pretend I didn't hear that, Gregg.
Old Gregg: You think you could ever love me?
Howard:Uh, it doesn't really work like that, Gregg.
Old Gregg: How does it work? Tell me how it works.
Howard: Well, you get to know someone, you hang out, you see where that goes. This, that, the other, eventually... you know. I don't know you!
Old Gregg: You know me, hmm? What about the boat times?
Howard: That wasn't really a time, was it, Gregg? That was more of just a... an exposure.
Old Gregg: That was our first date, hmm? You pulled me up with your strong arms!
Howard: Oh dear, look, Gregg, I don't know you!
Old Gregg: Oh, you know me. You've seen my downstairs mix-up.
Howard: Yeah, I didn't ask to see that, did I?
Old Gregg: What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me?
Howard: No, It didn't.
Old Gregg: Could you learn to love me?
Howard: No, I couldn't. I don't love you!
Old Gregg: You do love me.
Howard: No, I don't!
Old Gregg: You do love me.
Howard: No, I don't.
Old Gregg: You love me and you've seen me and you know me. I'm Old Gregg!
Howard: Yeah, I know you are. You've told me 89 times now.
Old Gregg: You must love me exactly as I love you.
Howard: Well, I don't love you and to be honest you're starting to get on my nerves a bit now. If anything I find you slightly pathetic, so deal with that!
Old Gregg: Maybe I will deal with it. Hmm? Maybe I'll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson!
Howard: You know what Gregg? Maybe I was being a bit hasty there, uh, when I said I didn't love you. Perhaps now in this light with you in the tu-tu and the water playing off your... seaweed. Maybe I could love you. Maybe I was lying because when you do love someone sometimes you say you don't because you're playing hard to get, playing a game.
