Dave is Jesus

Dave is Jesus, He knows all
Dave is God, He'll be our downfall.
Dave is my Master, He leads the way
Dave is the best, I thank him everyday.
Dave is so loving, He treats me really nice
Dave is a girl, Sweets, Sugar, and Spice.
Dave loves me too, I hope we feel the same
Dave is my Disco Stick, Let's play a Love Game.

Dave is way better then Jesus.

.-. Kissing his ass won't do much for you.

Yay for creepy man-love threads...?

I smell Dave...

But sucking my dick will

Oh really.. *opens wide*.

I wouldn't say stuff like that

Aww..Czar.. There's enough room for everyone *wider*

thats some gay shit

WELL ATLEAST MY SHIT ISNT BROWN LOLOL