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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel over his crotch, proceeds to go up to the bartender and order a drink. Upon seeing this, the bartender asks the man, "You know, you have a steering wheel over your crotch?" The pirate replies "Aarrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

i suck more dick then a stripper on lucky tuesday

Hoćeš čut vic? OTKOPČAN TI ŠLIC

Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong.

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SCIENCE BISH!

I only get my period once every 2-3 months, so when i do get it its quite heavy. A few days ago , i was in my aunt's wedding as a bridesmaid, and we had really light dresses. Of course, you can see where this is going- i started my period in the middle of the wedding, and it bled through my dress. I was at the front of the church completely mortified, when my boyfriend blurted out "BEHOLD!, The Blood of Christ" . I proceeded to cry in the bathroom the rest of the reception

Every chair is a rocking chair. You just have to lean back far enough.

One does not simply go home with McDonalds without eating fries,

They put me into lockers, I put them into caskets in down the lake.

I worked hard too feed my family... INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER!

Dont make any gay jokes, I mean cum on!


( I don't have any alts and I really want some )

Boobs simply...boobs

For my!!!!!!!!!!!

What does kfc stand for in India?
KENTUCKY FRIED CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!