OMEGL FAIL

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: b or g?
Stranger: b
Stranger: and u?
You: im g
Stranger: wow . how old r u
You: 15
Stranger: im 17. you can call me brother
You: lol
Stranger: where r u from ?

You: where r u?
Stranger: california
Stranger: US
You: I live in california
Stranger: thats cool
You: I live near disneyand
Stranger: so we can see each other
You: yup
Stranger: Disney ?
You: yes
You: sorry
Stranger: sorry ?
You: spelling mistake
You: lol
You: sorry bout that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you have a msn ?
You: yes
Stranger: whats that ?
You: cuteass41@hotmail.com
You: urs?
Stranger: i add you
You: yup
You: soooo
Stranger: mzh_angel@hotmail.com
You: i love cock
Stranger: ... i love cunt
You: i cant wait to blow you
Stranger: its not ur msn...
You: whoops
You: soryr
Stranger: u r kiding me
You: no
You: swearw
You: thought you were a fake at first
You: my real is mpghrules66@hotmail.com
Stranger: am i a fake ?
You: i dunno
You: i wanted dick, but i guess ill have to wait
You: *sigh*
Stranger: kid me again
You: no
You: that one is real
You: swear to god
Stranger: but u r not online
You: i know
You: i will get on
You: sooo
You: i cant wait
Stranger: oh, c'mon
Stranger: i gonna be mad
You: i have one thing to sya
Stranger: just go on
You: Im a agent for the FBI and you have been caught for computer child predetoring
You: Anything in your defence?
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: LOL
You: YOUVE BEEN PRANKED BY MPGH
You: FUCK YOU
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Lawl...

what ....

lulz......

LoL, I love fucking with people on omegle

Hahahaha lmao

What is this thing called?xD
i wanna download xD

its not a download.

omegle.com

Lol that site is funny as shit

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: are you in london
You: nope
You: i love asl
You: but i dont know what it is
You: it is hard to love something you don't know
You: but i can cope
You: i am that committed
Stranger: age sex location fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got ditched in my first conversation

second one:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: gay?
You: i swing both ways
Stranger: ?
You: u g or b?
Stranger: i'm gay
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: mm well id be happy to bring another man or a woman
You: dont fuss me
You: im male btw
Stranger: do you have webcam?
You: im used to being on top and bottom at the same time i love taking it up the ass while shovin my dick up a girls vag
You: mm no sorry i dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

no cam no talk it seems...

third:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: so anyway i was fucking her right
You: oh shit
You: wrong convo
You: disregard the last 4 lines
You: how are you
Stranger: wow get a life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I fell of my chair in laughter in the last line, the person is on a site where you talk to strangers, I come home from a chill sesh with a few mates, before I go out, its saturday night.. c'mon seriously -.-

MINE IS STILL DA BEZT

Awesome Man vry funny xD

The worst bump I've ever seen.