HI IM BOB
AND I HAV AN ALCHOL ADDICTION
Hi bob, I'd like to inspect your tits..
See.. its my job at MPGH to make you stay as comfortable as possible.
Enjoy your stay!
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Lulz wtf?
Welcome man.
Read the rules and shit.
Welcome, and DON'T read the rules.
Following the rule is like... Ugh, nevermind.