Stuck.

o_o? Your girl passed out, and you're on mpgh. Opportunity's knockin bud.

Lmfao im not a sick fucker okay

I'm calling the cops on you right now, see you in four years.
And newp; not fake, all real. I BE LIKE YYYAAAHHGIRLLLL!

K guise - Hoodie issssss out for the night, peeeaceeeee.
<3 you all
/nh

FUCK YOU HOOD D:

Dont call the cops cause i got a warrent. >_>

I reply with four things.

One. Don't get intoxicated.
Two. It's a good thing you have enough common sense not to drive with drunk.
Three. Chat the night away with us.
Four. Worship meh maple syrup.

oooo boy you lookin fine as hell tnight.

Fuck Maple syrup.
I would love the drive but my girl has the keys and idk where they are.
I may chat with you all for the night.

Now we know who wears the pants in the relationship.

Ah shut up lmfao she took the keys from me cause she knew i was gonna get fucked up

hmmm, should probly rape her.

Doesnt sound nice.

You should make her feel like a woman.
make her do the dishes or sumthin

been there done that and i make her feel like a women in bed ;] She does all the work.

man the closest thing i've done to coke is silver haze

333 post ban pl0x. jokes.