Cool rap

[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap
I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks then take a sh!t on your track
Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape

[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhymin' on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothin' left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Ow! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this *****
Woke up 5 days ago lyin' in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember sh!t
Apparently something happened that was tra-ma-tic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously, I'm freakin' out, I can't remember anything
What's my mothafuckin' name?
(Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what
I take a fckin' piss on the fckin' sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c0ck
And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch
You other MCs can't handle this sh!t
You're just a little *****, 'fraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo, fck that sh!t, I just whip out my d!ck

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me
Everytime I grab the mic I fckin' fall asleep

[Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're payin' me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d!ck."
I said, "Hell yeah *****, that's so ironic."

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that
Wait, what was I sayin'? I think I got side-tracked

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
Although I agree that it is a ground-breakin' trilogy
The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

[MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street
Or when I'm hangin' out with some fly @ss hoes
There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But mothafuckas, I don't really have the time
So fck that and go back to the chorus guy

[Chorus Guy]
I'm still singin' the chorus
(Thank god wer're almost done)
I hate singin' the chorus
(It's such a boring fckin' job)
I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what they're payin' me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masterbate then go to sleep)

Thank you

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TBH... I found that a lil disturbing. And it made no sense. I mean seriously... "I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black" ... wtf?

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Lol your rhymes are pretty good but wtf dude they dont make sense. Like why said I pissed on my nutsack and called it jackblack WTF?! That made me laugh though... I hope this isnt ripped it sounds like its is

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I like: I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're payin' me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)
[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d!ck."
I said, "Hell yeah *****, that's so ironic."
[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that

yo fck this .. you guys are whack.. man i should be playing combat arms with lots of guys tat are on crack... well u know how these fkers are... they like to use mpgh to hack all of the players.. but ocassionally all the players are getting beat like eatting a hamburger.. matter fact.. m p g h is the shiit.. fck all the hatter just go suck my dick.. and uhh.. please my rhyme are not a waste of time.. study them like u enjoy getting ur first new game... hahaha peace!!