Wtf happened?

So I was browsing for some CA hacks when I knowingly knew that a patch only came out 2 days ago. I find a thread which had a link to ********e, which the file was called CAtrainer. I proceeded to download it and tried to open it.
Came up with this message:
What the fuck?!
Something went wrong...
Than I opened up Task Manager only to find it disabled by this. Went to re-enable it, did a registry fix and scan, than ran a virus scan on my computer. I restarted my computer with the same message:
What the fuck?!
Something went wrong...
And my Task Manager was disabled again. I hope I could remember the thread author that posted this, but all I remember was the he was a Dual Keyboard Member, and had a Bleach image as his picture. Can someone help me fix this message, cause my whole family uses this computer, and when they start it up they find a message cursing at them. Oh also my virus scan came up with 6 objects infected >.>
So yeah, any help fixing this message is greatly appreciated.

Can nobody help me? Gosh...My dad will find out about this and go freaking out saying "You get virus on computer!"

my bad I never read this. How can I put this umm nicely....

YOUR FUCKED

that was the keylogger I think. be very careful. I suggest beating your computer with a hammer then when your dad asks wat happened say...idk.

Registry fix should do it so idk wat yo prob is. try system restore but I doubt that will do anything. Unscrew computer and break some stuff so computer stops working. Then your parents will buy a new 1 hopefully