How about "I wear my hat a little crooked because I'm a rebel"
I don't really know you, no one really does. Usually after an extended amount of time we learn eachothers personalities and can come up with that shit in a minute. For you, I have nothing you want to hear.
Put up a poll, whatever gets the most votes is your new title, even though we know what it'll be
xplicits should be "still a minion at heart"
HIS NEW TITLE SHOULD BE CAVER
gtfo emo ****** go slit your throat