Can anyone translate this code ?

bool StemOn = false;
While(true)
{
    if(StemOn){WriteProcessMemory(AntiNoobIsGay);
    if(kbhit)
    {
     char SomeTempFrenchieLonerChar_AntiNoob = ' ';
     SomeTempFrenchieLonerChar_AntiNoob = getch();
     switch(SomeTempFrenchieLonerChar_AntiNoon)
     {
           case 'a': //For AntiNoob Is Gay
           If(StemOn/*Tis A Bool*/){StemOn = false;}else{StemOn = true;}
     }
}

bool StemOn = false;
While(true)
{
    if(StemOn){WriteProcessMemory(Handle,Address,Buffer,Size,0);
    if(kbhit) //If someone hits a button on there keybored
    {
     char ReturnChar = ' '; //This is where we store the returned char
      ReturnChar = getch(); //ReturnKey = Last Pressed Key
     switch(ReturnChar)//If you don't know what this is.Relearn C++
     {
           case 'a': //If Return Char = a
           If(StemOn){StemOn = false;}else{StemOn = true;} // Switch bool
     }
}

bool StemOn = false;
While(true)
{
    if(StemOn){WriteProcessMemory(Handle,Address,Buffer,Size,0);
    if(kbhit) //If someone hits a button on there keybored
    {
     char ReturnChar = ' '; //This is where we store the returned char
      ReturnChar = getch(); //ReturnKey = Last Pressed Key
     switch(ReturnChar)//If you don't know what this is.Relearn C++
     {
           case 'a': //If Return Char = a
           StemOn = !StemOn
     }
}

bool StemOn;
While(True)
{
if (GetKeyState(VK_F1) &1)
{
       StemOn = !StemOn
}
if(StemOn){WriteProcessMemory(Handle,Address,Buffer,Size,0);
}
}