Originally Posted by English turn there front yard into a motorcross track, works every time "Honey I swear I here a Dumptruck in our yard!" "Shut up I'm fapping off!" Families point of view.
Originally Posted by xdiducktapex 1. Get a shoe box. 2. Cut a hole in the side. 3. Put your dick in the hole. 4. make kids open the box. But if you don't want to be a sex offender, stick with shit in a bag and a match. itsa dick in a box
Originally Posted by Hello-GoodBye "Honey I swear I here a Dumptruck in our yard!" "Shut up I'm fapping off!" Families point of view. Wait... the guy masturbating has a wife, why doesnt he just slip some ruphies in to a drink and give it to her?