Slow fucking internet

Juicy details?
The way that load button just slowly loads so nice and slowly makes me tingly, and then when the 'Can't display the page' comes up, oh god it just tops it off.
MMMM SLOW INTERNET

Dunno i'm staying at my aunts house in germany.
I like to have great times.

insta-boner

It felt good inside.
I like to have great times.

Fuck, i hate having slow internet. Especially when its the weekends or holidays, just pisses me off.

Vaan, these American d00des r getting like the worlds fastest internet while we aussies suffa